Humor - A good laugh and smile

[FlamingRed]

This came from Reader's Digest.

Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from, my customer at the toy store still cound't find a thing for her grandson.

"Maybe a video or something eductional?" I asked.

"No, that's not it," she said.

We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye: a laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched sounds.

"This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law will hate it."
(by Michael Turner)
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[FlamingRed]

Another Reader's Digest

A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie. "Do I get three wishes?" she asked.

"Nope, I'm a one-wish genie. What will it be?"

"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting so we can have world peace."

"They've been at war thousands of years. I'm not that good," he said. "What else do you have?"

"Well, I'd love a good man. One who's considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn't watch sports all day."

"Okay," the genie said with a sigh. "Let me see that map again."

by D. Richards
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[Aralyn]

both are very good but the 2nd 1 really tickled me.
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[deathenhancer]

yea i agree with aralyn on that 1 no2 was funny



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